If you are a true Naija guy, you will have heard the saying that after a breakup, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. If you are in Nigeria, trust me, that saying is true.
However naive guys constantly make the mistake of leaving a relationship and then jumping into another one. And if you don’t make that mistake, you make the mistake of “hooking up” with someone and then catching feelings for them.
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Having a solid friend with benefits is a great feeling when you’re single and looking to stay that way for awhile. Going months without intimacy is never fun for a sharp guy, but at the same time, picking up random girls isn’t always worth the hassle either.
That’s why having a FWB who’s always up for an impromptu hookup is exactly what every single guy needs.
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But there are rules to live by to have a successful booty call. Leaving a relationship does not mean that you suddenly have to become celibate. You are free. You are a human being. If you’re looking to do this booty call moves successfully, you need to follow the rules to the “T.”
1. Thou Shall Not Catch Feelings: First things first. You shouldn’t be having a casual encounter with someone you want something more with. You’re going to end up getting hurt when she continues to treat you like a fuck buddy. It might seem like a good idea to text your recent ex to do it “one more time”, but it’s not worth it. Trust me.
1. Fuck Me I Fuck You God No Vex: Guys always make the mistake of choosing a FWB that they have history with but choosing someone who doesn’t know everything about you is the way to go. The last thing you want to do is to choose a babe who knows all of your insecurities. When you do that, you’re setting yourself up for big failure. You’re either hoping, because they know all of your insecurities, that they’ll help change what you think about yourself. You’re secretly hoping that they’ll somehow make you feel better about yourself after your breakup and that’s not what you need. That tends to get too messy and ends up being more emotionally attached than necessary. A true FWB must be brutally fun and casual.
3. Respect The Booty: Lagos babes aren’t smiling, so before you begin having casual sex, you should both have a conversation about everything so you’re on the same page. Just because you’re looking for casual sex, does not mean that you are both free to be intimate with several other people as well. If you’re looking to collect STD’s like candy, then by all means. If you’re not, you both need to come to an understanding that this is something that you two are entering into with each other, not other people. Neither of you should be having casual sex with one another and other people.
Guys remember, If you decide you’re going to take that cute curvy babe at the gym up on her offer to go to dinner, then, by all means, do it. But have enough respect for the lady who’s been graciously massaging your balls and giving you your regular orgasms and tell her! The more open you are about things, the more this booty call will seem.
4. Booty Call Ends When Feelings Starts: You need casual sex with no complications. You both need to come to an understanding that if feelings begin to come into play, the sex ends. If one of you find that you want more than just sex from the other person than you’re looking for trouble. If you find that you end up being in the same place and your FWB is talking to another guy and they look a little too comfortable and you find that it makes you angry or upset, the sex ends. Jealousy is not allowed
5. It’s Booty Call, So No Calling Allowed: The best way to make sure things stay casual is to keep it simple. Never call. Keep it simple. Texting is the best route to take to pleasure town. This is important. Why? Because you don’t want to find yourself being that guy that wants to hang out with her, socialise or go to the bar with her. Don’t call her for that. If you find yourself doing this, the sex ends.
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