That Sharp Naija Guy: 10 Golden Rules To Having A Successful Booty Call (Part 2)

Guys, last week we delved into gentlemen’s etiquette on booty calls. So let’s crack on getting so nice apples and seriously satisfying yourself and your lady in the process.

If you are in Nigeria, trust me, you need to master this rules of successful booty calls. here are the remaining commandments:

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5. Thou shalt be honest and don’t be afraid to ask for what you want: 
Your booty call is supposed to be benefiting from this mutual understanding just as much as you are. Be sure to be okay with asking for exactly what you want. If you’re not enjoying it, not having an orgasm, or looking to try something different, tell them. Not only will they probably appreciate the honesty, but they’ll definitely appreciate the advice as well. The more honest you are about what you want/what you’re not getting, the more successful your FWB understanding is bound to be. If you want to have sex twice a week, say it. They’ll probably be down for it anyway.


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6. Not Army strategy needed, so don’t plan ahead: 
Booty calls are supposed to be spontaneous and exciting! Of course, because of this, you need to make sure your facilities are good to go at all times. This may seem exhausting, but it keeps it exciting. When you find yourself not caring to shave your balls nicely or smell nice when they’re coming over, the sex ends. This means you’re becoming too comfortable and not shaving your beads or keeping up with your facilities means that you’re getting bored. Don’t get bored. Keep it interesting. Stay on your toes. The more spontaneous it is, the more beneficial the buildup is.

7. Throw your insecurities in the trash with your ex: We’ve all been in relationships that probably weren’t the best for us. In those relationships, insecurities were created. It’s time to throw those insecurities out with that relationship. Now that you’re having casual sex regularly, it’s not the time to worry about how your manhood feels when she’s riding you.  Chances are if she’s your FWB, she either likes the way your manhood feels, or she’s not too worried about what they look like at that specific moment. She’s in it to win it. You have overcome a lot and it’s time you start expressing your inner King Kong and appreciating everything your body has to offer. She definitely is.

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8. Scout, be always prepared: 
Don’t leave it up to the babe to have bring the condoms. This should be something that both of you are equally prepared with. Nothing is worse than getting down to the moment and having to make a trip to Aboki. Be prepared.

9. Location. Location. Location: Where you choose to do it is important. In the beginning, it should be somewhere one of you are comfortable. It shouldn’t be your bed. With just getting out of a relationship, you associate your bed with one person. You don’t want to end up thinking about your ex while you’re trying to have an orgasm with someone else. That’s just awkward. This is the time to be explorative and have fun. The couch, floor, kitchen counter, car, shower, etc. Location is everything.

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10. Sleepovers are okay as long as they’re not the norm:
 Are sleepovers allowed with a FWB? Shit, why not? It shouldn’t become a regular thing by any means. But sometimes, after all that work, you can get really tired. It’s okay to enjoy a good night’s sleep while sleeping next to that person. Plus, morning sex is always a possibility.

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