From the dawn of time, toasting a Nigerian lady successfully has proven to be more difficult than advanced trigonometry to quite a number of Nigerian guys.
We tried sending love letters but they ripped it in pieces. We sent a young lad to deliver our message (aunty, that brother said I should tell you that…) But they sent the lad back with well-structured hate speech. We used mutual friends to speak on our behalf but they vehemently turned us down. After applying numerous tactics and antics, we end up staring at the ceiling in confusion as we brainstorm of a the possible solution to the relationship mystery.
On the other hand, a good number of fellow guys have perfected the art of toasting ladies without breaking a sweat. These guys can successfully land any girl they want in the shortest possible time frame. They even have a record of collecting ladies phone contact while they are tipsy after a good douse of beer.
This leaves us wondering: what do the latter guys know that we don’t? What trick are they applying that seem alien to us? How exactly did they overcome this plight that we currently find ourselves in?
The principles you will find below will launch even the ugliest of guys from a loner to a ladies man. They will also come in handy for a first-time toaster seeking to land his first ever girlfriend.
1. Be Very Confident: This is the first and most important tool for every guy before he set out to toast any lady. A good level of confidence can sweep her off her feet, while poor self-confidence will knock you out even before you say “hi”. You need to believe in yourself else no girl might ever believe in you. Hold yourself in high regard by seeing yourself as a VIP. You also need to know that over-confidence is a huge turn-off for almost every Nigerian girl.
2. Dress Well: As the old saying goes, “Dress as you wish to be addressed”. A good dress sense will never deny you of any good thing but a shabbily dressed guy will need to convince you with his words before you take him serious. This principle is a very important determinant factor for every Nigerian girl. She needs to be sure that you are worth showing off to her friends if you happen to be around while she is with her friends.
3. Invest in a good perfume: You might not have noticed it, but almost all humans like hanging around someone with a good perfume. A good perfume will make your dream girl look forward to seeing you again. However, you need to be cautious not to use too much “perf” as most people find it annoying. not too little, not too much. Just a sharp spray on both armpits, a sharp spray at the front and back of the shirt, and you are good to go.
4. Be Prepared To Hear “NO”: You need to know that the most likely first response you will get from every Nigerian lady is a blatant NO. For some reason not known to humanity, Nigerian ladies feel that saying no to you at the first time will make you treasure when she eventually become your girl.
5. Express Yourself: You don’t need to memorize any speech before you walk up to a girl. Try as much as possible not to project yourself in a false light. Speak your heart. Your English might not be polished, your intonation might make you seem local, you might not be the youngest millionaire in Nigeria, but you are most likely to get your dream girl if you your words rally around your personality. You weakness might even turnout to make her happy as most ladies like a funny intonation.
After applying this principles, some ladies might still turn you down. Ladies in this category are most likely to be interested in financial buoyancy. RUN AWAY FROM LADIES LIKE THIS. They will cause you more harm than good.
6. Enter The Dragon:Â After this chase, be very interested and willing to enjoy the benefits of your hard labour. And when the opportunity arrives, ensure you use the position 69 masterfully, to get her to the cloud above 8.
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