Game of Porn! There’s 134 Breasts, 60 Bums, 82 Nude Scenes And 7 Penises In 108 Minutes In Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones is as well known for its steamy sex scenes and nudity as its gory violence.

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And now a celebrity nude website has carried out a “skin-depth analysis” of the show’s naked statistics and shared the revealing results online. To celebrate the start of the show’s final season, website Mr Skin spent hours reviewing all seven seasons’ worth of episodes to produce the following “nudity by numbers” infographics.

Game of Porn! There's 134 Breasts, 60 Bums, 82 Nude Scenes And 7 Penises In 108 Minutes In Game of Thrones 2

Fans of the show may be shocked to learn they have watched a staggering 82 nude scenes – totalling 108 minutes – since the show began. Those scenes have included a total of 134 breasts, 60 butts, 28 “bushes” – but only seven penises. A whopping 51 celebrities have bared all on the show – 36 women and 15 men.

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The most searched-for nude stars include Emilia Clarke, who plays Daenerys Targaryen, and Kit Harrington, who plays Jon Snow. Jason Momoa who plays Dothraki warrior king Khal Drogo, Natalie Dormer who stars as the doomed Margaery Tyrell and Rose Leslie – wildling Ygritte – also make the top five “searched for” celebs on the site.

Game of Porn! There's 134 Breasts, 60 Bums, 82 Nude Scenes And 7 Penises In 108 Minutes In Game of Thrones 4Show nerds may be interested to discover that the kingdom with the most nude scenes is Crownlands, where the Lanister’s stronghold King’s Landing is located – with Littlefinger’s brothel hosting the most naked celebrities.

There were 27 nude scenes in the Crownlands compared to 15 in The North, five in the Riverlands and three Beyond The Wall.

Game of Porn! There's 134 Breasts, 60 Bums, 82 Nude Scenes And 7 Penises In 108 Minutes In Game of Thrones 5The steamiest house award goes to House Targaryen, which has seen seven members strip, followed by House Stark and House Lannister in third.Despite the epic number of nude scenes, it is actually only the seventh when it comes to all-time nude scenes in a TV series – with the US version of Shameless topping the list at 236 and steamy vampire drama True Blood taking second place.

The site even compiled a “Shame List” for those stars who faked their nudity – topped by Lena Headey, who had show bosses fake Cersei Lannister’s naked walk of shame through King’s Landing using CGI.Game of Porn! There's 134 Breasts, 60 Bums, 82 Nude Scenes And 7 Penises In 108 Minutes In Game of Thrones 6Photo Credit: Getty

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