That Sharp Naija Guy: 5 Things To Avoid When Hanging Out With Your Side-Chic

So lately some SNGees have fallen the hands of the brotherhood and got caught napping. One of the most sacred rules of the game, when you have a main-chic, side-chic situation, is to never let the side-chic be seen or go public. And any side-chic who seems to have a tendency for such should be cut-off ASAP, that’s the rule!!!

My question is how on earth would you allow your side-chic do a social media live video of you considering you’re a public figure and you go on to smooch her boobs on live camera come on bro you should know better.

Its a completely different ball game if the side-chic records you nude in bed sleeping and completely knocked out and out of touch of what was happening around you. But that’s not so then you must always be at alert “always guiding”.
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So dear SNGees who have got a main-chic and side-chic situation just in case you’ve forgotten or you don’t know these are the 5 things you must always avoid when hanging out with your side-chic.

  1. Social Media:
    This is almost as sacred as never to save their name as it is on your device. Never allow your side-chic to post you on her socials and somehow when in videos together or pictures try to look innocent or dodge your face, unless you’re completely convinced you’re safe and no one she knows, who knows your main-chic is on her list. However, if you’re not sure, then don’t allow her to post you too much or unnecessarily on her socials only your main-chic is allowed to do that.
  2. Sex Tape:
    First do not record yourselves getting freaky and just if you can’t help it and you do. Remove it from your phone remove it from your cloud, do not let it back-up keep it in a special drive/memory chip which only you have access to never let it leak. If not you would become the latest trending video on XVideos or pornhub. 
  3. Introduce To Friends: 
    Do not introduce your chief side-chic to any of your friends whose girlfriend or wife is close to your wife/main-chic. If you do so you’re simply digging your own grave. You can only do so if you’ve also got dirty on your friend or you also know his own side-chic, this are laws of the street take them seriously.
  4. Never Go Clubbing Or To A Hotel Close To Your Home: 
    Why would you even do this, come one just so what if you walk out of the place and run into your main-chic with you holding hands with the side-chic? Be smart always play your away games very far from your locale. Or just what if someday your side-chic tails you home and come looking for you unannounced and “Kasala” con burst nko.

    Side-chic and Main-chic tussling for a guy
    female rivals pulling and grabbing a man in a nightclub
  5. Never Take Her To Places You Would Take Your Main Babe Too: 
    Another sacred rule of the streets, as a Sharp Naija guy come on be smart. Like I said in the previous point “never eat where you shit”. This applies here also, keep take her to places very far from where you would take your main babe too. May the sun and the moon never meet.

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