There are a dozen types of Sex, general consensus agrees that there are 8 types of sex. Throughout your life, you’re probably going to have a lot of different types of sex, a few regrettable decisions, experiments that don’t turn out as planned, and all of the good, bad, and ugly in between but most definitely break-up sex would top your list of sexual adventures that if you ever experience it though. 
So think of the following as noteworthy points on your sexual resume—they may be amazing or just there, but they’ll probably teach you a thing or two about how best to enjoy your sexual life, how to understand a woman’s anatomy how to satisfy a lady better, how to get the best sexual experience out of certain situations.
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The 8 types of sex;
- Break-up Sex
- Make-Up Sex
- Pity Sex
- Buddy Sex
- Love Sex
- Hate Sex
- Sex-Only sex
- Drunk Sex
Now all this type of sex or put in another form coitus, all have a different spectrum of emotions. After several years of experimenting and observing, speaking with people I have been able to come to a conclusion that Break-Up sex is the type of fuck, as a Sharp Naija guy for you to enjoy and enjoy optimal satisfaction. I know the next question would how was I able to come to this conclusion. Just calm down and read on with an open mind, the next 5 points would put my points into the clarity of what am about to share with my SNG world. Listen and pick a thing or 2 that would help spice up your relationship;
- The Cheating Girlfriend Break-Up Sex: The very first reason why break-up sex is the best. especially speaking from the dynamics of you catching your girlfriend cheating and she comes around to pleading and begging for forgiveness she’s on her knees, with a teary face, you pretend you have forgiven her the sexual intercourse that comes after accepting her apology is nothing you’ve had before as compared to what you’re about to experience.
The energy she would put into it just to satisfy, at this point would even be extra wet than usual, you could almost just lie there and do nothing and she wouldn’t mind bouncing on your shaft all day long. Those styles you’ve wanted to try out with her in the past and she refuses she would succumb to it all now with little on hesitation. That day you might just get to enjoy the best oral sex ever in the history of orals.
- Sex Before Break-Up: This is just what it is just as the name goes. As sharp Naija Guy, you’ve got it at the back of your mind that you’re about to break up with this lady you invite her over and you’ve prepared for it that this the last time this is going to happen. That would probably be the best sex the lady would ever have in her lifetime it’s just a pity because what comes next would leave in so much delirium she might almost run mad with over a million questions that would run through her mind.
Most guys that I spoke to who had done this usual say it’s one of the best sex they’ve had with the amount of energy they put into it so that they can leave the girl on the high with her mind filled with questions and memories. - Sex After Break-Up: First thing to understand here is that as a guy you still intend to break-up with the girl.
You break-up with your girl then she comes around to beg for you to take her back and things gets freaky and before you know it she’s in her birthday suit and your d**k is out hard as a rock ready to destroy, my brother you’re about have one of the best sexual experience you could ever think of because that girl definitely came around wanting it and in her mind, she has achieved it because she intends to use sex to distort your thinking do not turn her down allow her to do her thing she’s about to get more freaky than you could ever have imagined, she would do things that would leave you in tatters.
So just sit back and enjoy the whole experience, laugh and joke with her, after she leaves just send her a message thanking her for such beautiful time well spent tell her you’re not changing your mind and wish her well in future endeavours. Do not go back to that pussy after this because it would never feel the same again. - The Goodbye Sex: Maybe you’re breaking up, you’ve broken up, or you’re trying long-distance. Whatever the reason, this will be slightly soul-crushing but extra passionate, and it’ll be good. Consider it character building.
- Break-Up Sex:
Breakups are messy, heartbreaking, and exhausting. If, in spite of all that drama, you’re emotionally detached enough to still have sex with this person, chances are the sex was the only thing holding that relationship together in the first place.
In which case, it’s probably the best sex you’ve ever had in your life. Enjoy. And look forward to the inevitable late-night hookup six months from now, which will lead you to question whether you should get back together. You shouldn’t, but you might. Because the sex is that good.
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